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Archive for March, 2004

Some fun…

See if you don’t end up on Double 1…

XDarts….

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Dumb weblog spam

These robots who post to my blog with shit like

“Thanks for the great info”

because I posted something about being drunk, and their details just happen to be a DUI lawyer. You see, I reckon if I put enough keywords here, leave it long enough for it go be Googled, I can then get heaps of SPAM on all sorts of stuff. So let’s see…

Drinking, drunk, lawyers, help, drinking, drunk, driving under the influence
Penis, small penis, bigger penis please, help small penis
No erection, bigger erection, big big big erection please, I want viagra
Custom logo design, flash design work, I need custom logos, more business

Hmm. I wonder if this will get me barred from Googley. Who cares!

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He actually replied…

After this, I actually got a reply!

Dear B. Igcock.

Please this transaction is not a joke,could you please be more serious,are you interested in my offer or not?.

Yours Faithfully.

Barrister Markus Bridges

So I had to reply…
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Geek status

I am 30% Geek

You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

Take the Geek Test at fuali.com

Recycling scheme

If you’re in Southampton and care about the environment, please sign the Friends of the Earth Southampton petition to make sure the local council doesn’t cancel the newly implemented recycling scheme.

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I inherited 12.7 million dollars.

Allegedly. I normally ignore this stuff, but I was bored so I thought I’d see what happens.
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