It’s time to ink

I’m having more work on my arm done today. I’ll post photos.

Good news

11-May-2005

Dear Mr. Thornton

It is a pleasure to accept your revised manuscript entitled “Sub-pixel mapping of rural land cover objects from fine spatial resolution satellite sensor imagery using super-resolution pixel-swapping” in its current form for publication in the International Journal of Remote Sensing.

Thank you for your fine contribution. On behalf of the Editors of the International Journal of Remote Sensing, we look forward to your continued contributions to our journal.

Yours sincerely

Prof. Arthur Roberts
Editor, International Journal of Remote Sensing

Go me!

Much too much fun.

Slightly sick. Totally depraved. Relieve that tension now!
Whack your boss. Find all 13!

Nice titi’s

BBC NEWS | Magazine | What we don’t know about the world
The creature is one of about 30 varieties of titi monkey which can be found in the dense tropical rainforests of South America. There’s Callicebus brunneus (Brown titi), Callicebus personatus (Masked titi), Callicebus moloch (Dusky titi) and then there’s the new arrival, Callicebus aureipalatii – Golden Palace titi.

Snigger.

IQ test. Ish.

This will make your brain hurt!
http://www.math.wisc.edu/~propp/srat-QM

Maria Sharapova and a banana

How long before this gets defaced?

Lewd joke

A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had any contact with a penis?” She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.

St Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

St Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Meg have you ever had any contact with a penis?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”

St Peter says ” “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says “Amy! What seems to be the rush?”

The girl replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jenny sticks her arse in it”