Hungry? Try some penis.

If you’re ever in China: Penis Restaurant.

Frightening.

Oh, for the love of God.

Some people are f*cking idiots. I love dogs, really I do, but this is ridiculous.
Sky News:

A canine couple have taken their marriage bow vows in the first ever doggie “wedding” at Harrods, the top people’s store in west London.

“It is incredible, isn’t it? Just like a normal wedding.”

Now, this sort of news, whilst still idiotic and frankly bizarre, is much more amusing.

“It’s very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis.”

Those crazy Slovaks.