Anyone speak bike?

I found myself looking at mountain bikes on eBay during my lunch hour at work. Don’t ask me how or why, because I’ve already got a good bike and don’t need another one. Anyway, I was intrigued by an auction that was starting at £2,999. I read the description of the item to see if I could glean why the bike was so expensive…

manitou ti instrinc forks manitou revox shock with ti spring hayes mag brakes, with bfl levers, and goodridge hoses bontrager wheel set with bontrager carbon hubs bontrager king earl cranks 83mm bottom bracket with a e thirteen srs chain device, sram x0 shifter, sram x9 mech. upgrades; Burgetc penthouse flats mk2 pink camo Goodridge hoses front and rear. gobi fiz’ik freek saddle ive also a spare hard titanuim spring for the front forks and also a spare lower crown incase you sell the forks and you need a longer crown

As far as I can tell, you get a new bike and a couple of Penthouses to cycle to… “bargin”.