Well, how about that.

Recently I said how a particularly bizarre Google search was finding my site. Well, thanks hugely to J, because he found me via an even weirder one. I don’t even want to know why he was searching for that. But it does go to show that Google isn’t the be all and end all.

But just to increase my chances of getting hit up for random searches, may I link you nicely to this awesome eBay auction, which, thanks to some stupid Americans, is totally humourous to us Brits. Thanks to the Big Gay One for letting me know.

Quality.

The Internet is for Porn

OK, I know it’s really old, but it’s still really funny. Plus it reminded me about Ellen Feiss. OK, I know she was 14 at the time and it’s sick and wrong to think she was cute, but, well, she was. And judging by an interview at Macenstein, she’s still cute today, at the much more legal age of 19. Hurray for that.

For those not in the know, this is one of the many parodies of the Apple Mac “Switch” campaign – a series of videos starring ordinary people who for one reason or another have switched from using a PC to using a Mac.

Comedy genius

Wouldn’t it be great if this actually happened? No more murder, war, rape, burglary, politics, gas prices or earthquakes/hurricanes/freak storms. Just a nice simple day.

Enjoy.

When to say I Love You

When to say I Love You. Humourous.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

I love spam. But the timing on this was perfect.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
We provide a concept that will allow anyone with sufficient work experience
to obtain a fully verifiable University Degree.
Bachelors, Masters or even a Doctorate.
Think of it, within four to six weeks, you too could be a college graduate.
Many people share the same frustration, they are all doing the work of the person
that has the degree and the person that has the degree is getting all the money.
Don’t you think that it is time you were paid fair compensation for the level
of work you are already doing?
This is your chance to finally make the right move and receive your due benefits.
If you are like most people, you are more than qualified with your experience,
but are lacking that prestigious piece of paper known as a diploma that is often
the passport to success.
CALL US TODAY AND GIVE YOUR WORK EXPERIENCE THE CHANCE TO EARN YOU THE HIGHER COMPENSATION YOU DESERVE!

4-6 weeks? If I’d known that I would never have spent 7 YEARS at University getting my first degree and Doctorate.

Proof that Americans are stupid

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Couldn’t agree more.

Well said that rat.