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Colin “Team Coach” Pillinger

Why on Earth (or should that be Mars?) does Colin Pillinger insist on using Football analogies for every bloody thing he says? It actually gets quite comical after a while…

“We were out to play a two-leg match and both of them were away…We’ve travelled 250 million miles and we’ve got a one-nil result in the first leg…” (source)

“This is not the end of the story; we have many more shots to play…We will play to the final whistle. It only takes a fraction of a second to score a goal.” (source)

“I’m expecting the team to play on to the last whistle” (source)

Apart from looking a bit like the professor out of Back to the Future (“Great Scot! We’ve missed an open goal!”) , he’s got to be loopy!

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