I don’t watch Big Brother as I actually have a life and things to do. I can’t think of anything more pointless. But you can’t escape the row over whether or not Shelpa Shetty is being racially abused in the house by the likes of Jade Goody and Danielle Lloyd. We all know that Jade Goody is a fat loudmouthed bint who, god help us, has further muddied our gene pool by having more children with dumbass boyfriend Jack Tweed. But Danielle Lloyd is a different story. She’s relatively unknown albeit she’s clearly as thick as the proverbial swine poo. Check out her website, and hear about her plans to make the world a better place:
I would to help those people less fortunate than others. I was given help when I needed it, now I would like to be able to help someone. One in four women has at sometime been the victim of domestic violence and it is not only women who suffer, sadly the children suffer too. Women’s Aid takes thousands of calls from women every year, but unfortunately due to being under resourced and of course severely under funded, last year alone 88,500 calls could not be answered. If I can help in any way no matter how small I will.
I would like to visit many countries and work towards helping those people less fortunate than others. We have so many children and parents who are living in poverty and have to beg, or work from a very early age just to be able to eat day by day. Surely everyone should be able to eat a meal and drink clean fresh water whenever they want. I know it won’t happen overnight, but if we can do something to make a start and put a smile on just 1 child’s face, it would be an achievement.
Magic. I wonder which part of her plans she’s fulfilling by referring to Shelpa as a “dog” and telling her to “fuck off home”. What’s interesting is that her myspace page has gone nuts with people thanking her for the add (i.e., adding them to her friends list)… which is weird, considering she’s in the Big Bro house and has no access to the Internet… but nevertheless in her little blurb, bless her, she says “I’m going in to the BB house so people can see the real me”.
Well, love, I think you’ve managed that. She’s not even that fit.
A Channel 4 insider said: “Racism is ugly but the viewing figures are beautiful.” No shit.