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Experts recommend beer.

Posted in funny on May 19, 2006
Beer

It’s true!

  • as a means of losing weight; because it accelerates the passing of urine and water from the body;
  • because it regulates blood pressure and is useful in cases of anaemia and exhaustion;
  • because it increases blood flow in the heart, kidneys and brain;
  • because it stimulates the activity of the kidneys and stomach acid, and tranquilises with the help of lupulin and hops;
  • because it is helpful in cases of constipation, excess stomach acid and cellulite;
  • because its biochemical structure stimulates the metabolism;
  • because of vitamin H, which is helpful in dermatology, as biotin prevents hair loss and dandruff;
  • because of its dietary value: it contains partly disintegrated substances which are not only easy to digest, but also stimulate the digestion of food that is consumed while drinking beer;
  • because it is hygienically faultless: its low pH value and the antiseptic effect of alcohol and the bitter substances of hops prevent the evolution of pathogenic micro-organisms;
  • because it has a tranquilising effect on the nervous system, which is specially true in the treatment of aged people, whose psychological problems are mostly connected to arteriosclerotic phenomena which limit blood flow to the brain;
  • because it contains not only tranquilisers, but alcohol, which widens the veins and accelerates blood circulation, which is an additional tranquilising effect.

    • Story at The Reg.

    Beer is good!

    4 Comments

    4 Responses to “Experts recommend beer.”

    1. Larissa said on May 19th, 2006 at 4:33 pm:

      Hello! I wanted to make sure I was noticed and heard, and just want to say well done on the Da Vinci Code guides! Also, I love all the quotes at the top of your site. I’m a huge Friends addict myself. x)

    2. Meggin said on May 20th, 2006 at 2:45 am:

      I just got back from The Da Vinci Code. Did you see it? It was a bit of a let-down for me, but I had high expectations.

    3. Sasha said on May 23rd, 2006 at 12:47 am:

      So that’s why I’m not gaining any weight! It’s the beer and not the nicotine! Hahaha.

    4. Lisa said on May 30th, 2006 at 2:58 am:

      Another reason proving that beer is good for you:
      A herd of deer is only as fast and as strong as the weakest and slowest member of the herd. Therefore when a predator takes down the slowest deer, the entire herd gets stronger and faster as they have less holding them back. As is like brain cells. The beer only kills the weakest ones, making the entire brain stronger. Makes sense to me … (and any excuse to drink beer)

    5. weirdbeardmt said on June 17th, 2006 at 1:05 pm:

      And in the days of water shortages, there’s one easy way to conserve water – drink more beer!

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