After this, I actually got a reply!
Dear B. Igcock.
Please this transaction is not a joke,could you please be more serious,are you interested in my offer or not?.
Yours Faithfully.
Barrister Markus Bridges
So I had to reply…
My reply….
Dear Mr Bridges,
I am not sure I follow. I am being deadly serious. I am confused by your
terminology – you say “offer” as if it were some kind of deal as opposed to
the alleged predisposition of the circumference that is the disdemeanouring
of the preregulative expiration of my aforementioned relatives.
As I am the sole heir to the throne of their estate (is there a crown?) I
would be grateful of you to forward me details on how you intend to pay me
the $12.7 million dollars.
Wank you very much,
Boris
P.S. Is your first name Barrister? That seems like a funny name to me.
Heh. This could get fun…