Vaguely following on from my last post about those idiots who forward on the “URGENT COMMUNICATION FROM HOTMAIL! YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE TERMINATED IF YOU DON’T SEND THIS TO 28 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS!!”. This (the first worthwhile forward!).
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This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sexlife
even more fantastic.
As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you
can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as
virile as you.
Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton
(don’t forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he’d
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with
his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion.
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations,no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement.
Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends
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Heh. I say get Copy and Pasting!:D