It’s true. I was told it. By a very reputable source.
Oh, by the way, for all those reading not well versed in sarcasm, I’m lying. I’ll clue you in. I get a lot of emails via my website. Most people asking me questions or saying they like the site. I get a lot of random gibberish. And then every now and then I get someone insulting me. Well today I got one such email. Normally I just look at them, smile and then file them with all the other emails. But it was a slow day at work today, so I wondered about it a bit. Anyway, here’s what I got:
From: turd
Their email: uraturd@turdmail.com
Message: u are one sad fag
So obviously there are lots of issues with this email. Firstly, the email was from uraturd@turdmail.com - i.e., YOU ARE A TURD. But then, it’s from turd. So the person who sent this to me was also a turd. And then I am accused of being a sad fag. Well, OK. I can handle that. I’ve certainly be accused of a lot worse before.
What’s a little frustrating about this, is that I have no idea which part of the site they’ve been reading to formulate this opinion of me. I feel that sort of information would help me grow and develop.
The obvious question, though, is why I’ve even bothered to post this up at all. Well, it’s simple, and really it’s for an audience of one - the turd who sent me the email in the first place. Unfortunately, all I know about this person is that they’re somewhere in Australia… and that they’ve obviously got very little to do in their life other than send pathetic insults to people they’ll never meet. So really - please, Turd, if you do read this, get in touch with me. But this time, have some balls and tell me who you are and why you think I’m a turd. I’m interested.
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