Hung Chow calls to work and says, “Hey Boss, I not come workie today. I rearrie sick. I got headache, stomachache, and my regs hurt. I no come work.”
The Boss says, “You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel that way, I go to my wife and tell her to give me s*x. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. “Boss. I do what you say and I feer rearrie great. I be work soon… You got nice house.