In other news…

Gary Glitter’s in the shit again with more child abuse allegations. But if he’s found guilty, he’s going to be well and truly up the creek with nothing in the way of a paddling implement.

A police officer in Vung Tua said: “Having sex with a 12-year-old girl, regardless of whether he had her consent, is still considered child rape under Vietnamese law.”

“Obscene acts with a child” can lead to 12 years imprisonment while child rape carries the maximum penalty of death before a firing squad.

Serve him right for having such ridiculous eyebrows.