Nearly that time of year again

When everyone makes a list of a bunch of stuff that they’re blatantly never going to do. “This year I am going to learn how to build hot air balloons”, or, “I’m going to swim across the English Channel. Underwater. Without an oxygen tank. Twice.”

I should make some resolutions. I should quit smoking, but we all know that’s not going to happen. So:

1. I’m going to stop buying all my clothes at Pound World
2. I will finish building the world’s biggest hole
3. I will reverse bungee off the Moon. Without the bungee.

Ooh. That was a bit serious Um. I might also finish this pesky PhD. And I will release a new website, and it will be the next big thing. Fo’ sho.