What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do drummers have 1/2 ounce more brains than horses?
So they don’t disgrace themselves during the parade.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Bollocks to you all.