I keep logs of all the visits to my site from various search engines. I get a lot of hits for the da Vinci Code, and recently I’m getting plenty for videos of the Tsunami disaster after I posted some links up to good sites. But, I have to admit, that I’m getting hits from some frankly weird and often quite disturbing search phrases.
10 of the best:
10. “Audi 80 Kangaroo”
9. “Sexy questions for truth or dare”
8. “Why do men stare at other women”
7. “Poo bum wee”
6. “Send me a two million dollar check”
5. “Middle age men blog”
4. “French people fucking”
3. “Pee pees together”
2. “Good boobs” (man would they have been pissed off when they saw Will Smith…)
and at #1:
“Geek test is my penis big enough”
Um.