AS #030 – Bath ‘Mood’ Light

October 31, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

I hate the bath. Probably moreso than my children hate the bath. They have no choice in the matter. But for me, there are literally only two ways to get me in a bath: 1) Fill it with jelly, give me lots of beer, a copy of Razzle, and a […]

AS #029 – Ghost Car

October 31, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

The car is possessed. Citroen have gone too far with the Picasso Grande Megavehicule here. It’s a demon. You look at it… and the boot opens. What use is that? Just don’t look at the boot when you’re on the motorway.

AS #028 – Joey

October 31, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Joey was a plane. Now he brings joy to kids and adults all over the world. (Well, Guernsey.) Mainly through the full-phat selection of awesome switchy goodness.

AS #027 – Bathroom Speaker

April 27, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

CLASSIC FIRST WORLD PROBLEM. You’re literally enthralled in some parliamentary debate about brex.. zzz. Wait, stay with me. It could be anything. Teletubbies, Point Break, you know ‘late night TV’ Whatever, doesn’t matter – at some point, you gotta go to the little boys/girls room and respond to nature. (Especially […]

AS #026 – Ceiling Speaker

April 26, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Horizontal listening is so like last week. The new listening is vertical. Well, vertical in a sort of horizontal plane. Well, above you. BUT WHEN stuff is above you, clearly you can’t just plug it in – what you need is wireless bluetooth-y switch-y awesomeness. SO HERE I present thee […]

AS #025 – Truck

April 12, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Ahhh, kids’ toys. Guarantee – if you plotted actual proper usage in some super handy form of data visualisation – such as a pie chart – you’d see that the ratio between adult/kid is massively skewed in favour of.. well, if you had to ask, we’re clearly not on the […]

AS #024 – Locker

April 12, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

MAN HAS LONG tried to solve the issue of not having any spare 50 pence pieces when you’re at the swimming baths. SOMETIMES the answer’s just staring you in the face – an AWESOME SWITCH.