Awesome Switches

AS #027 – Bathroom Speaker

April 27, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

CLASSIC FIRST WORLD PROBLEM. You’re literally enthralled in some parliamentary debate about brex.. zzz. Wait, stay with me. It could be anything. Teletubbies, Point Break, you know ‘late night TV’ – whatever, doesn’t matter – at some point, you gotta go to the little boys/girls room and respond to nature. […]

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AS #026 – Ceiling Speaker

April 26, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Horizontal listening is so like last week. The new listening is vertical. Well, vertical in a sort of horizontal plane. Well, above you. BUT WHEN stuff is above you, clearly you can’t just plug it in – what you need is wireless bluetooth-y switch-y awesomeness. SO HERE I present thee […]

Awesome Switches

AS #025 – Truck

April 12, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Ahhh, kids’ toys. Guarantee – if you plotted actual proper usage in some super handy form of data visualisation – such as a pie chart – you’d see that the ratio between adult/kid is massively skewed in favour of.. well, if you had to ask, we’re clearly not on the […]

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AS #024 – Locker

April 12, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

MAN HAS LONG tried to solve the issue of not having any spare 50 pence pieces when you’re at the swimming baths. SOMETIMES the answer’s just staring you in the face – an AWESOME SWITCH.

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AS #022 – More Blinds – Les Ormes Resort, Jersey

February 4, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Deja Vu. Funny thing. It’s like I’ve already written this before. I mean like I’ve literally written this before. BUT there are roofs – rooves? – no, roofs. Hmm. Many of them. Roof – plural. And IN THOSE ROO*s there must be windows. And those windows must be awesome. IF […]

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AS #021 – Amaizin Adventure Park – Jersey

February 1, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

NOW, I’m not one to be overly critical – well, at least not unnecessarily – but when you go somewhere that says they are AMAIZIN (which is even more amazing than amazing) then let’s face it you’re gonna expect something amaizin, erm, amazing, well… something. BUT to be honest, there […]