My love of the switches of awesomeness, encapsulated in video.

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AS #025 – Truck

April 12, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Ahhh, kids’ toys. Guarantee – if you plotted actual proper usage in some super handy form of data visualisation – such as a pie chart – you’d see that the ratio between adult/kid is massively skewed in favour of.. well, if you had to ask, we’re clearly not on the […]

AS #024 – Locker

April 12, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

MAN HAS LONG tried to solve the issue of not having any spare 50 pence pieces when you’re at the swimming baths. SOMETIMES the answer’s just staring you in the face – an AWESOME SWITCH.

AS #022 – More Blinds – Les Ormes Resort, Jersey

February 4, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Deja Vu. Funny thing. It’s like I’ve already written this before. I mean like I’ve literally written this before. BUT there are roofs – rooves? – no, roofs. Hmm. Many of them. Roof – plural. And IN THOSE ROO*s there must be windows. And those windows must be awesome. IF […]

AS #021 – Amaizin Adventure Park – Jersey

February 1, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

NOW, I’m not one to be overly critical – well, at least not unnecessarily – but when you go somewhere that says they are AMAIZIN (which is even more amazing than amazing) then let’s face it you’re gonna expect something amaizin, erm, amazing, well… something. BUT to be honest, there […]

AS #020 – Tamba Park – Jersey

November 20, 2016 Matt Thornton 0

Tamba Park is a dinosaur-themed, um, theme park. You might have thought that a park full of dinosaurs would yield all sorts of prehistoric switch-y goodness. BUT NO! Apparently the switches of awesomeness back in those times were in the mooooooood room. And hey voila – some twinky lights… on […]

AS #019 – PornDen

November 7, 2016 Matt Thornton 0

UPDATED! NOW EVEN PORNIER!!! If you need 28 seconds sleep before a long flight, then look no further than the Yotel at London Gatwick. The fact you can rent it by the hour (shorter periods may be available) doesn’t go any way to allay fears that some derisory activities may […]

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