AS #022 – More Blinds – Les Ormes Resort, Jersey

February 4, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

Deja Vu. Funny thing. It’s like I’ve already written this before. I mean like I’ve literally written this before. BUT there are roofs – rooves? – no, roofs. Hmm. Many of them. Roof – plural. And IN THOSE ROO*s there must be windows. And those windows must be awesome. IF […]

AS #021 – Amaizin Adventure Park – Jersey

February 1, 2017 Matt Thornton 0

NOW, I’m not one to be overly critical – well, at least not unnecessarily – but when you go somewhere that says they are AMAIZIN (which is even more amazing than amazing) then let’s face it you’re gonna expect something amaizin, erm, amazing, well… something. BUT to be honest, there […]

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AS #020 – Tamba Park – Jersey

November 20, 2016 Matt Thornton 0

Tamba Park is a dinosaur-themed, um, theme park. You might have thought that a park full of dinosaurs would yield all sorts of prehistoric switch-y goodness. BUT NO! Apparently the switches of awesomeness back in those times were in the mooooooood room. And hey voila – some twinky lights… on […]

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AS #019 – PornDen

November 7, 2016 Matt Thornton 0

UPDATED! NOW EVEN PORNIER!!! If you need 28 seconds’ sleep before a long flight, then look no further than the Yotel at London Gatwick. The fact you can rent it by the hour (shorter periods may be available) doesn’t go any way to allay fears that some derisory activities may […]

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AS #018 – Condor Liberation – Ferry Switch

August 17, 2016 Matt Thornton 0

Say what you will about Condor and their ‘flagship’ er – ship – but it’s still a £50m tub of gadgetry. (When it’s working, of course.) AND HERE is one such example of a bit of ye olde twitchy switchy with not only a big green button (who doesn’t love […]

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AS #017 – Hospital

May 22, 2016 Matt Thornton 0

IT’S FAIR to say, the first couple hours of childbirth are a bit of a snoozefest. For the one not giving birth, anyway. I’m sure the Mummy is having a great time! Anyway. The thing is, hospitals are full of awesome switches and with time to spend… well it’s just […]