AS #023 – Awesome Toilet Experience – Le Belmont, Paris

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French people are weird. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like a nicely lathered bumhole as much as the next – um, guy – person? Dogs definitely. Most people, hopefully? (Seriously, take care of your rings.)

BUT I’m yet to see the need for automated sphincter exfoliation EXCEPT in the pursuit of back passage switch awesomeness. AND DAGNAMIT have Le Belmont Hotel in Paris gonedunit with the Gerberit magi-toilet 2000 and its fear-inspiring robotic chocolate starfish cleaner.

Just wish they’d fix the fekking toilet seat. I’m gonna get it in the neck for peeing all over the floor when it blatantly wasn’t me!

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