UPDATED! NOW EVEN PORNIER!!!
If you need 28 seconds’ sleep before a long flight, then look no further than the Yotel at London Gatwick.
The fact you can rent it by the hour (shorter periods may be available) doesn’t go any way to allay fears that some derisory activities may have taken place there before you. You may want to check the sheets.
But hey, if that’s what you’re after then you can be assured that your sex dungeon comes fully equipped with a special ambience at the flick of a switch. Go nuts!