Ah book companies, the Kleeneze of the book-and-chines-tat world. You’ve probably got one in your office – the company that comes by every so often, drops a box of miscellaneous odds and sods in your canteen and then comes back a week later to see who wants to pay £19.99 for a colouring book that will take 3 weeks to arrive that you could have had off Amazon for £0.99 and next day delivery. Have to feel a bit sorry for them as they try to make a living in the new age of the internets and whatnot.
But still, some could have a word with themselves.
That’s right – you can buy Pearl Necklaces off BJ Books. You couldn’t make it up.