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Speed
We all know that Keanu Reaves is a talentless fool who should have been put down at birth (except for The Matrix, maybe...). But luckily Sandra Bullock is in this, and she's very fit and sort of frolicks about in a little dress for most of it. Shame she can't act either...
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