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Euro Trip
the one line review:
don't watch this film
the overview
This is the worst of the US teenie student rompfests yet.
the plot:
Some kids graduate high school, the fella's GF dumps him, so he decides to go to Germany to meet the penpal he's been emailing for a while. They get lost on the way and blah blah blah.
the verdict:
This film is utter tosh. I did not laugh once. It's the usual from this style of film, lots of boobs, lots of bum jokes and one too many moral stories. Vinnie Jones has a terrible cameoish role, and the rest of it is just utter crap. Even the scenes with the half naked ladies and the fittie who is the german penfriend (below) aren't worth watching and this film should be burnt as pennance and severance to the film world. The actors should never be allowed to work again, and preferably, the director of this shitflick should be put down. Painfully.
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