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Jackass.

the verdict:

Why is pain and public humiliation so amusing? I watched Jackass "The Movie" last night. First off, it's not a movie, it's just a massive collection of Jackass clips. This time it's allegedly no holds barred. No shit. I often find myself stripping off and shoving a toy car up my arse. There are some funny moments, especially the "fog horn on a golf course" skit. But is it real comedy? And the most depressing thing is these clowns get paid a LOT of money for basically injuring themselves.

Still, at least we know the age-old tip is in fact a good one. It really isn't a good idea to eat yellow snow.


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