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You might, if you're lucky, find something recent from Matt at his blog matt's debates. Kernow bys vyken.
The Last Horror Movie
the one line review:
the last horror movie... that this director ever made
the overview
The trailer for it (as is always the case) was quite inspiring, hence why I rented it. The film itself - complete and utter tosh.
the plot:
Blah blah, apparently you've rented a regular old hack n slash horror movie, but this bloke has copied over it with his own horror movie, which is "real" 'cos he goes round killing a bunch of people, for "real" and erm, yeh.
the verdict:
Just don't even bother. It's the biggest load of unbelievable pretentious bullshit I've ever had the misfortune of trying to watch. I specified the runtime at 15 minutes - this is how long before you really want to turn it off. I persevered with it for longer, until he asked me for the millionth time "Why are you still watching?" so I agreed with him and turned it off. Only the second film I've ever switched off half way through - it was that bad.
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