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Stealing Candy
the one line review:
rubbish
the overview
The premise was brilliant, the actual film was rubbish.
the plot:
Three gangstas kidnap a film star to force her to do a live sex broadcast over the net to earn a bunch of cash.
the verdict:
Piss-poor. The lead actor is crap, Coolio is in it, who's OK, but did a better job (albeit shite) rapping, Daniel Baldwin (unsuccessful brother of Alec) is moderate and Jenya Lano is fit as you like, gets her norks out, but does little else.
The plot was potentially great, but it simply didn't deliver. Not worth it.
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