Quotes

In case you hadn't figured it out, the lines beneath the page header are quotes from Friends (as in the TV show). Here is the complete list (I might add more details if I can be bothered!).

Could it be less enthused?
It SO is...
Not just a hatrack my friend
My shoe!
Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big ol' baddy!
Its Bob Saggett
Oh.... why...?
He's doing some thinking...
Eventually the rhythm IS going to GET you
Grandma's chicken salad
How you doin'?
It tastes like feet!
It's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix
It wasn't what you said... it was more the way you said it
Free porn!
Excellent job Matt, you are QUITE the craftsman
That's not warm yet, we still have time
Whooooopah!
You think I don't know that?
My scone... MY scone!!
I, I, I kinda had a dream... I,I don't wanna talk about it
I'm going to the bathroom now!
I saw a pretty big pigeon today
I'll break it down if you give me a little sugar
It's all floopy
Oh, you must stop swooshing...
Well helloooo!
Oh...my...gawd!
You would have very hairy children
We like me, please let me be happy!
Well I've never done that with you before...
Come on bugger face
We don't know Bob
Fifty-6...
You licked and you put!
Shut up, this place is a hole
Son of a bitch!
Those are some huge breasts you have
You'll be perfect for this, that's already your name
Oh my god my ass is sweating!
Some place nice
Let's play bamboozle!
Ah crap
I gotta go powder my ass
Did I say gar-age, I meant gar-bage
Oh come on, we're all losers
Choose... you jackass
Wanted: Roommate. Non-smoker, non-ugly.
Looking good Mr Kotter!
Yes indeedio!
It's a stupid, stupid, non-name.
You see, I'm an actor....
I'm disgusting... I make low budget adult films...
Alright, no need to go all sqwinky
I'm gonna have to pound on you a little bit
Maybe he was nervous...
It certainly is a miracle!
It's too cold! It hurts my teeth!
Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet
We fogged its yeti ass
There's enthusiastic and just plain gay
Well sure, name your child that, of course they'll become a stripper...
We'll be starting with apples
In case you missed it, that sound was "Euargh, ahowh"
It's a bracelet
Oh my god, can open worms everywhere
That's lucky, what if you're name was big ugly splutch?
I'm a twinky!
Well slap my ass and call me Suzie!
You broke my fridge!
It's Clint! Clint!
What's wrong with Gene?
So you have no name?
Would you look at this dump?
The baddest hombre west of the lingerie
You ate my sandwich?
I had too much candy!
Let me save you some time. ALL ME...
Stop that now...
Didn't you hear me say "Du-ude"?
My breast milk is gross?
Flame-boy!
It's not a beer. It's a lager.
I pity the fool. I do, I do!
Could I be any more turned on?
That is a funny noise.
NO? ARIGHT!
I'm going to Yemen!
Practising the art of seduction
Hums while he pees
I wonder how she's doing...
Wow, that's quite a waste of time
And I just want a million dollars!
I like it!
The source of all my powers!
Oh dear God what have I done?
Seven, seven, seven...
Thankyou, thankyou YESSS THANKYOU!
I can't believe we live here!
Comes with a bag!
I'm fine!
The world is my lesbian wedding.
I'm the holiday armadillo
I'm Monana
A huge crapweasel
Alright, give me your feet
I'm going commando
Grab a spoon
I'm not proud of this, well maybe I am a little
I'm his butt double
Comes with a bag!
Julie!
Well aren't we Mr. The glass is half empty
Nah I'm picking you up
Ridiculously dull Bobby
Russ Ross Ross Russ
The little general
Even his knock is boring
It's a regular space....fest
Always keep them running
Run, run, run Yasmine, run like the wind!
I don't have his number but much
When did you start using moose in your hair?
See ya pals
Buddy?
Sometimes you have to kill a fish
What are these, raisins?
Sure, why not
Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit, and GET OUT
This is smack damn in the middle of the blue
Ding dong, the psycho's gone
Ahhh stay! Gooooood fake dog.
You hear that? We're the guys!
If you don't come back soon, there's pretty much nothing I can do about it
Check it out! Dug me a hole.
Ewwwww! Ewww ewww ewww!
You pee'd on yourself?
Do it! Do it! Do it now!
It's moo
It's like a cow's opinion
I'm a mento
Are you wearing two belts?
Not the hermafrodite cheerleader from Long Island
OK... rock, hard place... me...
There's something wrong with the flangeee
You mugged me?
I'm Dr Monkey
I ain't disputing that
Bad time to say the wrong name, huh?
Hey, whaddya know?
Doesn't share food
Ooh, that's interesting!
That's Jatt-Thornton with an M
It smells really bad in here
Ugly naked guy
He's a transpons, a transponster!
That's not even a word!
Goodbye, take care, bye bye then
Dude... he's right there
My best friend and my sister
I'm just going to label it 'What were you thinking?'
I like having things to read in the bathroom
What the hell is that dog doing here?
This is where you guys belong
For a second there, I was like Woah!
If you're not sleeping with him, should I?
Not it! Dammit.
You're saying you don't want to get with this?
Sorry boys, this ride is closing
I'm leaving you
Who?
Fresh, bosh, mint.
I said it first, bro.
I thought about it first, homes.
Way! No way!
I can't stop sweating
Mmmm, raunchy
I'm gonna get an ETA on the peepees
Paper, snow, a ghost!
Rock, a dog, the earth!
Why would there be a ghost in my fridge?
You've tasted it?
And on my turf?!
Woo, that's a lot of stairs
If you say so
You big piece of eye candy
I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon
Let me assure you that what's underneath is all man
What did you do to my mom?
We were on a break!
Where?
Maybe it was God doing me
You have to reeallly wanna see it
OK, but don't tell me what happens, I like to be surprised
This really great guy, that I can't have
Alright, I don't care what you say, something's bothering him
Bonjourno tote!
You're gonna have to not touch my ass
I promise none of you will feel a thing
I'm not going to lie to you, it doesn't look good
Yo. Payzon.
I think the guy is scum
I physically hate him
I swear to God! That's not how they do pants!
Ladel?
I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat
You're gonna sneeze in my fish, arentcha?
So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, eh?
The blowfish!
It's just so awkward... and bumpy
Mr Crankypants
Isn't he the one with the beautiful wife?
What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?
This man is my God
We're working, we're moving, we're in the zone we're grooving
I've got two words for you.... threesome
Are you watching Star Trek?
Pigeons learn faster than you
Looks like he's playing baseball
Throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas
The world is my lesbian wedding
You left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
You ever wanna do it in an elevator?
Nice camouflage man, for a minute there I almost didn't see you
You want me to wear your panties?
Did you just flick me?
If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches
I'm hanging in... and a little out
I'm wearing panties
I so am
You are so wearing that bracelet
I think I'm ready for my penis now
Sweet mother of all that is good and pure
It's Hames Bond
My hands were nowhere near your butt
Oh come on would you just grab my ass
It certainly is a miracle
Well that's the brilliance of it... the pretty people... and the running
Big freak of nature
How do you not fall down more?
You know, there isn't a part of that that I don't need explained
Don't worry, those are the right letters
Not touching, can't get mad, not touching, can't get mad
Get out of my chair, dilhole
I'm going commando
Do I look fat?
It's a name, yeah
Are you intrigued?
You're flinging-flanging right I am
Is anybody else scared?
Had anybody seen my left boob?
ThatsawahIsuspeckadida
Stop naming dwarves!
I'm talking about you, you big big freak
You guys make me fly... high!
Can open. Worms everywhere.
Vahfernapoli
I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn
Well hello Mr. Lincoln
Hehey good lookin'
Why does anyone have to be naked?
Oh, that poor bastard
Who's Kip?
I'm totally drunk with power
Danger! DANGER!
Ahhhhaha.. Unagi
Give me 400 dollars!
Whatever, dude, you kissed a guy
I'm back baby
I'm a ministainer
There's no-one a-better, there's no-one a-greater
PIVOT
Yeh, I was thy mega tampon
Get down.... and boogie
That'll teach you to lick my muffin
You mean there's more than one of us?
Wake up and smell the restraining order
How dumb are you?
Why must everybody watch me sleep?
There'll be no more.. watching..
HNNUHNP!
Easy Lenny!
Step away from the duck
Am I?
You're even dumber than I am
Merge
You're his bitch
For all I know, I'm just locking it more
I have no idea what I'm doing here
Keeps his fingers to himself and is always minty fresh
I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing
Wow, how do you find clothes that fit?
He's old...er than some people but younger than some buildings
Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?
You know of these times, you're really going to be naked
Tartlets... tartlets... tartlets...
Smallbatch 8 year old Basil Haydons
Did you just say cheese?
You put your fist through the wall?
Sup... dude?
Sup wid da whack Playstation sup?
Look out, you're blocking the porn...
You got a cheetoh on your face, man
Maybe he found your flip-flop
Why would he turn off the television?
Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will
It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal
My breast milk is gross?
He's so sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier
Ohhh no, no, no, no!
Noone likes a buttmunch
Man get over it, it's been 4 years
He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
Either that or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper
Liiiftt.... annnddd sliiiiidee
No, demon... DEMON
They don't know we know they know we know
Are you actually saying these words?
I really have to pee
Reaallly bitchin
I don't care about the little dude!
You can't leave, I have your shoe
Oh, and he's got the most beautiful name
That's not backing me up
My ass is like frozen
I bet I stopped listening before you did
And is a hum kinda like a scruddle?
Maybe there was a dog looking at him
He took my essence
That's right buddyboy, I'm wearing everything you own
I thought you may want to book some time with the best you've ever had
I was kinda hoping we could do this without him
That ripped, that ripped real nice
You're building a post office?
I think he should drink the fat
He took my joke
You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
You are not allowed to laugh at my joke
By the way, I love Fonzie
Did he just say I love Fonzie?
Oh my!
There's always room for jello
I'm breezy!
You can't say you're breezy, that totally negates the breezy
I invite you to count all the colours in your bedroom
Check me out, I'm in my kitchen... naked
Picking up an orange... I'm naked
You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness?
This is not an invitation to the physical act of love
Dude, you didn't say Die Hard
I'm going to leave before he starts calling everybody bitch
This is between me and me!
If you're alive, you answer your phone!
She's healed!
Stevie the TV ?
OK, so the cat stinks but you love it...
It doesn't have a top
Hoyt
You wouldn't happen to have a very large fork would you?
Is that my arse?
What's the thing?
Stevie, I was never here
You slept with the stripper?
Peter! Yo, Peter!
I shared my puddin' wid chu man
I gave you my snack-pack
He pretend like he don't even hear me

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