You're reading a really old version of matt-thornton's website. For example, if you're looking at the movie reviews... you'll notice that none of them are of recent films. Indeed, I leave them here for posterity's sake, but I doubt very much that they'll get updated anytime soon. So have a giggle.
You might, if you're lucky, find something recent from Matt at his blog matt's debates. Kernow bys vyken.
In case you hadn't figured it out, the lines beneath the page header are quotes from Friends (as in the TV show). Here is the complete list (I might add more details if I can be bothered!).
Feel free to email me with more!